Top ten worse of 2013

So before I start with my list of worst movies this year let me start by saying how sorry I am for not having posting anything lately. I've been pretty busy, haven't been feeling the best, and my sleep schedule has just been totally messed up because I decided to be nice and work third shift because we needed someone to at work so yes I apologize. So here we go with this years worst movie.

So at number 10 we have The Host. This movie was from the writer of the Twilight books and I hated the Twilight books and movies, and this was the exact same thing as the twilight series except for the fact that they were aliens and it was just dumb and I hated it so it had to make the list, don't watch it don't read it, just terrible!!!!

Number nine is Paranoia a spy thriller kind of thing thing that just wasn't that. I thought this one would be pretty good Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman were in it, it should have been better just with those two there. This movie was boring and Liam Hemsworth runs like a little girl who just peed himself, that's about all I learned from this movie.

Number eight just had to be this one. This was a reboot remake kind of thing of a classic horror movie franchise and this just blowed. I hated it! The acting was just terrible the story was just dumb and uninteresting and just why? Why? Do they ruin things... Just leave them alone!!!

So number seven is A Haunted House and wow was this dumb. The movie was supposed or be a comedy making fun of horror movies, paranormal activity in particular and this just sucked. I never laughed once, the movie was just weird and even gross at times, and the sad part is we are going to get a sequel this year and that just pathetic.

So six is a movie that I never thought I would put on my list but it's here. I loved The Hangover the second was all right but not as great as the first and then the third comes and the movie wasn't even funny and any part that was funny was in the freaking trailer. I had such high hopes for this movie I was hoping that they would end this trilogy with dignity but nope they made a crappy movie that just made me want to go to the ticket booth and ask for my money back. This movie had all the right things to be a great movie, they had Melissa McCarthy and John Goodman that was added to the cast that right there should of at least made the movie better than the second but nope it just made it onto my top ten worst films of the year and well this just makes me sad. 

Number five is another sequel that the trailer had given me high hopes for Die Hard 5 that no one will even call it that because it wasn't Die Hard 5. It was Bruce Willis playing himself and so not John Mcclane. The movie was just horrible. The relationship between him and his son was not there, the scariest thing that we saw the villain do in this movie was eat a carrot, and the stunts were just over the top and stupid and not even close of being possible and again we are getting another one that I can almost promise is going to suck!

Number four is R.I.P.D, this movie could have been a fun and funny summer movie but instead we got terrible special effects and story and script that was all over the place and we got an amazing actor Jeff Bridges talking like he had his freaking fist in his mouth the whole time. I saw this at the drive in and there were two other movie playing that night and this movie just ruined my night even the other movies were pretty good. 

Now this one a lot of people I know were excited about this one, me however I want fooled and I was right. The Lone Ranger was just stupid! It was way to long, the story the script, the characters were just all over the freaking place. I'm really starting to give up hope on Johnny Depp and his acting because he was just another version of Captain Jack Sparrow and this time he was just stupid and annoying, he better do good in Transcendence this year otherwise I give up on him. This lost so much money so the box office and I don't think Disney will make this mistake again, or at least I hope they don't.

Now at number two we have Grown Ups 2. What happened Adam Sandler you used to make good movies that gave me a laugh. I enjoyed the first Grown Ups I really did but this was just crap!!! The acting was just horrible the story was just terrible, the script was just terrible, there were a whole bunch of cameos that were just annoying and stupid. The movie was not even funny, I laughed more about how stupid this movie was more than anything the movie was just terrible. I'm sorry Adam Sandler you used to be an actor that I liked now I just straight up hate you!!!

So my number one worst movie was Movie 43 and I think this movie could have been so much better there was such a great cast and the trailer had me all excited and I was going to go see it at the theater, thank god I waited for it to come out on Netflix!! This movie had a few funny parts but die the most part the movie was just gross and insulting. The movie was all over the place and the movie was so bad that not even any of the cast showed up for the premiere of the movie, yeah that's how bad the movie was. This movie has taken off years of my life because it was so dumb, I will literally die three years earlier than I was supposed to before I watched this movie, yeah it was that bad and that's why it made my number one worst movie of 2013!!

So what was on your list?

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The This and That Guy :)