Movie 43
So today I bring you the number one worst movie of 2013 review Movie 43. Well get ready for me to just bash a movie. This movie is just horrible!!! I hated pretty much every minute of this movie. This movie is kind of like an episode of Saturday Night Live except worse! The movie is just a bunch of skits thrown into a movie. Now I'm not going to lie I was actually excited for this movie. I saw the trailer and the trailer looked great, the movie has just a superb cast that included Hugh Jackman, Emma Stone, Kate Winslet, Halle Berry, Dennis Quaid and Seth MacFarlane just to name a few of them. This made me just super excited, I mean some of this actors are Oscar winners or have at least been nominated for Oscars how could this movie not be bad, am I right? Well yeah I was wrong! This movie was just terrible, the movie was so terrible that even the cast did not show up for the premiere. I almost turned this movie off! The movie had a couple of skits that were decent and the acting was decent but everything else was just terrible. The comedy was supposed to be funny I guess and a lot of this movie had humor that was just disgusting there was times where I just wanted to vomit. There are little tiny things that you might connect with but probably not. The movie is just so stupid and dumb there really is nothing else to say to you about this movie. Don't rent it, don't buy it, don't even watch it on Netflix because its a waste of your Netflix subscription. If you want to watch something that is just as entertaining as this movie watch paint dry its funier and even more entertaining. This movie should have a freaking award for being able to sit through this movie. Yes I said it there should be an award show of 2013 of people who sat through this movie and watched it all we should all get a trophy for it. There was no point to this movie its just disgusting and gross and there is a couple parts where you might giggle and just might giggle but otherwise this movie is just horrible.
So what are the people saying? Everyone is saying the same things there is the one person who was probably drinking while watching this movie who thought this movie was funny and a good time but I'm here and others are here to tell you that they are all wrong!!!! I'm looking at the movie ratings and I've never seen so many 0/10's in my life! Everyone is saying the same thing about this movie. The movie has no point, the movie is stupid, the movie is dumb, the movie is disgusting. Its all the same stuff. I can't believe that this movie got into theaters, I'm so happy that I didn't pay to see this movie. This movie makes me want to change my career path choice of joining the entertainment industry, yes its that bad!! However I also need to thank this movie because it makes me want to go into the entertainment industry even more and not ever make a piece of crap like this show the world that we don't need to die a slow and painful death by watching these horrible pieces of crap.
So for a ratting I'm going to be generous and give this movie a 1/10 for the acting in this movie which really it shouldn't even get that!!!
So what did you think? No don't answer that the movie was horrible and I know that you think that to either that or your completely drunk or your smoking something.
Thanks for reading!!!
The This and That Guy :)
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